Why? Why do I get twenty or more emails everyday trying to sell me some crap that is supposed to enlarge my penis.
It’s a pill… it’s a pump… it’s a pill taking pump!
STOP!
Leave me alone. My penis is above average size. My girlfriend has actually begged me NOT to make my penis any larger. (She really did… which is a nice boost to my already large ego)
I’ve ran a study of my own on these penis enlarging products and I find that they are incredibly effective at increasing the wallet size of the person who sends the spam, while decreasing the wallet size of everyone who purchases them.
Take your penis products and put them up your arse!
Thank you and I bid you good day.
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Tell the truth Johnny! I bet you have a pencil dick don’t you?
I bet your last girlfriend gave your email address to the spammers so you could get help. For real.
Very funny!
I know who you are. Man, don’t say stuff like that in public.
I have a rep to protect!
I want to enlarge my penis
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