I Have A Stinky Finger

You ever go number 2 and no matter how many times you wash your hands, if you smell your fingers you can still smell poop?

No?

Hmmm… I am guessing that’s because you don’t smell your fingers after taking a dump.

Don’t get me wrong pal, I wash my hands good. Sometimes two or three times, scrubbing them up with liquid soap until I get a good lather.  But today…  after 4 washes, I can smell stank on them. Sure, lots of perfumey soap, but stank too.

No, I don’t get my hands visibly dirty when wiping. YUCK… you have a sick mind.

So TELL ME… Is it just me, or does this happen to you too?