Yaaa boy, I am back.

So where has Johnny Outrageous been?  Have I been in jail?  Was I murdered or killed in a car crash?

Well, I wasn’t murdered or killed in a car crash! 

Ha ha ha

No comment about my time in jail.  The charges were Outrageous!  My offense was Outrageous!  But those gun  toting thugs could not keep Outrageous Blog off the air!

You’ll notice that I NEVER pulled that story from this site!

Yes ladies and gentle men, the birds have cast their votes on this presidents policy’s.

I received an anonymous email telling me that it was not a lone bird, and that in fact an entire flock of specialty trained birds were set to hit the president and that only one bird bird made it though the white house defenses. Two dozen birds were shot out of the sky with silent high-tech BB guns as they made their bombing approach.

I salute you sparrow, for a job well done. This one bird has managed to do what 220 million Americans wish they could do.

If you wish to donate to future sparrow training, please send your paypal donations to johnny@outrageousblog.com and I will see that more sparrows are trained in the ways of presidential pooping.