Finally a good use is found for the Hadron Collider.

TIME TO REVAMP YOUR PORTFOLIO & LIQUID  ASSETS

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,you will have $33.00 today.

If you had  purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00  today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,you will have received  $214.00.

Based on  the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. 

It is called the 401-Keg.

A  recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means  that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud  to be an American!

English does not appear to be George Bush’s first…second… or even third language.

Seriously… How could you dipshits elect this man to run the USA?  I didn’t vote for him.  I told everyone he was an idiot.

SURE …. NOW you all agree.  Now that you elected him and RE-ELECTED him….  it took you 7 years to realize….

Is the video funny?  or incredibly sad.   You be the judge.

I voted and you should to.

VOTE ON WHO SUCKS HERE

It was tough for me to pick between AT&T (for spying on us citizens for the gov.) or Comcast (for screwing us all on net neutrality) or Bank of America  (for stealing money from me every month for over a year)

In the end, Bank of America won my vote for worst company of the year.  Hit me in the pocket book and I’ll vote your ass up good.