I am a power user. I have a lot of windows open on my computer at the same time. I usually use nothing but the best computers from CustomPerfect.com but they don’t build laptops, and today I am working on my crappy Gateway laptop.

If I had a choice in the matter, I would be running Windows XP, but this thing came with Vista already installed. I fricking hate Vista.

Here is how Vista screwed me today!

Vista had some windows updates that it had downloaded and it wanted to restart the computer. I said no. But my only choice was to choose how long I wanted to “POSTPONE” the computer rebooting. I picked 4 hours, which was the longest choice I was given by the power hungry Vista. 4 hours later I am eating lunch, only a foot away from the laptop when it decides to reboot all on it’s own.

Vista is like the US Government. It is SUPPOSED to work FOR ME, but instead it THINKS IT’S THE BOSS.

I don’t want to be bullied around by my damn operating system. What the hell is the point? My computer should NEVER reboot without my permission. I LOST ALL MY WORK!

Everything in Vista is like this. It tries to be intuitive, but it comes across as a bossy AI. Listen up Vista, I am the boss of the hardware that I purchased.

I’m going to tell Vista the same thing my Dad told me growing up: “I make the rules and if you can’t live by my rules then don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out”

Today Microsoft announced that they are cutting the price of Vista by 20% in the US, and up to 50% in Europe. Tell you what Microsoft, why don’t you just give people what they want instead of cutting your price on a product that people don’t want and trying to force them to accept it.

 

An image is worth a thousand words.

 

US Flags, made in China. That’s Patriotic!

Made Of Plastic. That’s Good For The Planet!

The Peso is worth more than the US Dollar! That’s the future!

 

If your lucky, you can move to Mexico once they open the borders and get a job!

It’s too costly to move to China for work, and your too damn big to work there!

I’m too cheap to pay for TV, but I don’t want to get in trouble for “stealing cable” either.

BAM! Found a solution. Watch TV on your PC!

Tell the cable company where to stick it!

<<— Yes Mr. President! That’s Right!

NO Monthly Fees
NO Reccurring Membership Dues
NO Purchasing Anything after Membership
NO Gimmicks or Scams
NO Complicated Downloads
NO Pop-ups or Annoying Spyware Ads
NO Waiting for Service To Be Activated
NO More Fighting over the TV with Family

THIS IS 100% LEGAL – GUARANTEED
NO ILLEGAL SATELLITE OR TV DESCRAMBLERS
NO ILLEGAL SOFTWARE
NO ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS

GET IT HERE

Not only that… but it makes me feel elite! You know, like a warez guy… or like a pirate from pirate bay…. even though it’s completely legal.

I love showing off to my buddies! They are always saying “Whoa… how do I get all those channels on my pc?” ha ha ha

Heck, I even put a PC in my front room now and have it connected to my tv (my video card has a TV OUT on it, so it was a snap) and I get all these channels on my big ass TV! (No… it’s not a plasma, it’s a rear projection)

MAC USERS… you should be used to this by now… you are S.O.L. Your MAC might be a nice piece of hardware, but you can’t get squat for software!

Get This Software Now… before they try to outlaw it! – You know they will try!!!

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