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US Flags, made in China. That’s Patriotic!

Made Of Plastic. That’s Good For The Planet!

The Peso is worth more than the US Dollar! That’s the future!

If your lucky, you can move to Mexico once they open the borders and get a job!

It’s too costly to move to China for work, and your too damn big to work there!

Why?  Why do I get twenty or more emails everyday trying to sell me some crap that is supposed to enlarge my penis.

It’s a pill… it’s a pump…  it’s a pill taking pump!

STOP!

Leave me alone.  My penis is above average size.  My girlfriend has actually begged me NOT to make my penis any larger.  (She really did… which is a nice boost to my already large ego)

I’ve ran a study of my own on these penis enlarging products and I find that they are incredibly effective at increasing the wallet size of the person who sends the spam, while decreasing the wallet size of everyone who purchases them.

Take your penis products and put them up your arse!

Thank you and I bid you good day.

Kelly (the chick I met from Fling) and I are still seeing each other.  She stayed the night here Friday and this morning she was laying in bed watching me when I went to the bathroom.

When I came out she was shocked at my bathroom etiquette.

I had already taken a shower earlier and made us breakfast in bed.  After eating breakfast, I cleaned up the mess and then went to the bathroom leaving the door open.  Hey, I am a guy who lives alone… I never close the door.

I washed my hands.  Then I went pee, flushed the toilet and turned of the light.

Kelly was pretty freaked out that I didn’t wash my hands AFTER I went pee.

“Why wash them before you go pee?  What’s the point in that,” she asked.

“My hands have been touching all sorts of things and they were probably dirty.  I washed them before I went pee, because I know that my penis is clean.  It hasn’t touched anything all day!” I replied.

“That’s just gross.  You went pee,” exclaimed Kelly.

“Yes… But I didn’t pee on my hands!  I peed in the toilet.  And no… I didn’t wash the toilet either!”

Ha ha ha

So what’s the big deal?  I mean if you keep it in your pants how is it supposed to get dirty?  If you touched your hands to your knees would you feel the need to wash them?  What if you touched your belly?

People are so strange!

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