Britney’s people contacted my people and asked if she could use this sites outrageous name in an upcoming video. They wanted me to appear in the video, and I agreed as long as it would only be a brief appearance in the background. I’m not publicity hound.

So here is the video, see if you can spot me, Johnny Outrageous in the background. I’ll give you a hint, I am the guy with the outrageous outfit on!

Lindsay Lohan’s flavor of the month, Calum Best, was secretly videotaped snorting coke and romping with two hookers. No word on whether he’ll be joining his “girlfriend” in rehab any time soon.

After his Bahamas love fest with Lindsay Lohan, and claiming he was ready to settle down, Calum Best was captured on tape in a three hour, drug fueled orgy with two call girls.

Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he:

 

SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked girls looked on.

LICKED the drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once, before romping with each in turn.

SHOUTED at one of them to “take a fucking line” as drugs were laid out.

No word if Calum will be joining his girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan in rehab anytime soon!

The new “Super Boob’s”, are reported to weigh in at 21lbs combined weight, with the right boob weighing one pound more than the left boob. When asked about the weight descriptcey, Jessica replied “It’s probably because of my big heart”. Big Heart? Did she have that enlarged too? Wow, and I guess she had it placed on the other side of her chest as a security precataution.

Enjoy the photos, click each image for the full-size large picture below.