English does not appear to be George Bush’s first…second… or even third language.

Seriously… How could you dipshits elect this man to run the USA?  I didn’t vote for him.  I told everyone he was an idiot.

SURE …. NOW you all agree.  Now that you elected him and RE-ELECTED him….  it took you 7 years to realize….

Is the video funny?  or incredibly sad.   You be the judge.

Stephanie Tanner showed up to the launch of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles with a full house to show off her massive new funbags. Yes… this is the boobs first public appearance.

I can still remember when she was 8-years-old and asking Bob Saget about puberty. ha ha ha

Inside sources say that it took Stephanie 20 minutes to zip that shirt even with the aid of the twins.

I have to admit I was a bit suprised when City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo contacted me by phone and told me that he had received over 10,000 angry phone calls, emails and faxes regarding the Pearly release of Paris Hilton, and he said that nearly half of those letters directed him to my article on OutrageousBlog.com (Read it here)
Within two hours of the phone call the judge had Paris picked up by Police and brought back to court to be re-sentenced to serve her time in the jail.

Now I don’t want to toot my own horn, but it was my idea to have her picked up and brought to court in hand cuffs, and I am so glad to see that my advice did not go unnoticed.

I told Rocky, the district attorny that by letting her out early and allowing her to serve out the remainder of her sentence at her home send the message to everyday average people that the rich are above the law and that justice does not apply to the wealth or the elite.

Which is why I was amused with I read the following quote:

“This decision sends the message that no individual _ no matter how wealthy or powerful _ is above the law. Today justice was served,” City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo said in a statement after Friday’s decision.

Thank you readers, for making my message hear loud and clear. Power to the people.

What the hell is wrong with people here in the United States? Why are we not out in the streets, blocking traffic and protesting the court houses over this bullshit two tier system of so-called justice!!!

Drinking & Driving: Paris Hilton is the end all be all of a worthless sack of shit. She is rich and famous and dumb as a box of rocks. I ask you, how in God’s good name would the world be worse off if this worthless excuse for a human being had never been born? It wouldn’t. She is a prime example of how the rich know damn good and well that they play by a separate set of rules. The laws are only there for us common folk. She is your lord and master and certainly can’t be held accountable for her own actions.

Finally, after countless slaps on the wrist, Pari Hilton was sentence to jail time. It was supposed to be 45 days, but that would go to 23 days for good behavior. But Paris found the lack of a plasma TV, surround sound system, ocean view, spa, vanishing edge pool, Egyptian cotton sheets, down comforter, heated toilet seat, bidet, manservant, and easily accessed cocaine and booze, far too much to bear, so with a quick call to her shrink, she was out quicker than

Paris complained about being cold, bored sleepless and hungry during her short stay at the jail where she did her short time in a 12X8 isolation cell for her own safety.

OH NO! HOLLY SHIT!!! You mean jail isn’t fun? Paris makes it almost sound like it’s some sort of punishment to be in jail? Her release after only 3 days to be under “house arrest, in her luxury home with all the trimming is an OUTRAGE!

Hell, I would LOVE to be sentanced to spend 40 days in her luxury filled home, complete with manservant! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

Maybe next time she is drunk and driving on probation, she will kill someone. That shouldn’t scare her though, because she knows she can kill and get away with it, just look at OJ Simpson.

MURDER: Everyone knows damn well O.J. Simpson is guilty as all hell. Because he use to run around a football field, and not get tackled as often as other guys who ran around the field, he was paid a ton of money. This should be a crime right there. Because he had the money, he can LEGALLY, under this shitty capitalist legal system, buy himself freedom for a murder that everyone, even his own kids, know damn well he committed. If you have the money, you get to go home honey.

Diana Ross gets with a .20 BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) met the statutory definition of “Extreme DUI, No Prior Convictions (.15% BAC)”, which carries a minimum 30 days in jail, and can require the drunk-driver to have an interlock attached to their ignition wherein they have to prove they’re sober before the car will start. Instead, she gets 2 days.

While I’m on the subject of how the rich get away with everything, let’s not forget our criminal leaders. We all know George Bush was most likely involved in the outing of Valery Plame. Everyone knows damn well that Karl Rove and Vice President Dick Cheney were involved, which is exactly why Scooter Libby lied to congress. He is use to covering the asses of those above him, and now he will go down for something that he didn’t do (he didn’t out a CIA agent, but he did lie under oath more than once) so that he can cover the ass of his masters. Not to worry though, the master will issue him a pardon in the end and all is good. Justice is served once again.

What the hell are we going to do about this crap? We need to de-capitalize our justice system, because there sure as hell isn’t any justice in the system as it stands now.