Everything Outrageous!
16
Oct
My six year old son is learning to read.
Yesterday he pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, ‘Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!’
I took a deep breath, then asked…’What did you call it?’
‘It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!’
And so it did…..
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13
Oct
Finally a good use is found for the Hadron Collider.
9
Oct
TIME TO REVAMP YOUR PORTFOLIO & LIQUID ASSETS
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you [...]
8
Oct
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage [...]