Everything Outrageous!
3
May
All you small penis owners need to listen up. NOTHING you rub on it will make your penis larger! Okay, it will make it grow, but not beyond your normal boner size. All that stuff is simply a way to separate a fool from his money. If you really need a bigger penis, you will [...]
2
May
It’s that time of year and the carnival has come to town. I loaded my kids up and away we went. The lines were terribly long this year and it seemed everything we wanted to do meant we had to wait 15 – 20 minutes before we could begin. A great time was had by [...]
1
May
I was dropping my kids off at school this morning when I noticed the sign they had posted in front of the school. The 15 foot sign read: “Inspiration and Genius are the same thing” My offical response to the school and to all those who conspired to erect this sign: “Stupid people get inspired [...]