Okay, so I met this girl on fling.com
Yeah, I clicked the ad on my own site one night when I was… um… let’s call it lonely. ha ha ha
Now you’d think that a chick on a site like fling would not get attached to a guy like me right? WRONG.
So I hook up with [...]

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You ever go number 2 and no matter how many times you wash your hands, if you smell your fingers you can still smell poop?
No?
Hmmm… I am guessing that’s because you don’t smell your fingers after taking a dump.
Don’t get me wrong pal, I wash my hands good. Sometimes two or three times, [...]

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